The only thing that was missing in our weekend was cute boys to prank.
Somehow this weekend, Mary and I invoked the spirit of our 12 year old selves. With little alcohol around the countryside, we found new and interesting ways to entertain ourselves:
-We brought back our favorite slang term Mary.
-Bedazzling sticks. Mine is going right above my bed.
-Played with All American Girl Dolls. When I was growing up, they didn’t hit the midwest until after I left high school. Imagine my delight when we found 2 of the girls and 2 complete trousseaux for them. Hell yeah, we dressed them up.
-Our “surrogate father of the weekend, Tony” took us to craft stores, the mall, and Panera for lunch.
-We ate delicious home cooked meals for every meal.
-When Mary’s mom gave us chores, we hid in the outside cubby hole and smoked cigarettes.
-We found a full band set including microphone and ipod adapter (plus leftover beer) in the barn. We played the drums and sang karaoke on the mic and videotaped the whole thing. I think the best part was our drunk Liza Minelli rendition of New York, New York. Coming to tumblr shortly.
-And we crafted with Sponge Bob Squarepants party hats on.
-We stayed up all night talking and watching crappy ABC Family Halloween movies.
-We graffitied the barn.
-We worked on our halloween costumes.
-Best quote of the weekend: “Eden, there’s a fake deer in your backyard.” “Alice, we don’t have fake deer, it’s real”.
When threatened last night with an extra night stayover, we laughed at Eden’s mom. As if staying in the country and waking up to a home cooked breakfast was actually a punishment for missing the train to New York. Sadly, we made it.
What a great fucking weekend.
