"For the past four years, every day I have come to work and everyone keeps telling me I am an orange. But when I leave here at night and go home, I am an apple. I am sick of being an orange, I want to come to work and be an apple."

— Deep thoughts during my one on one meeting with our CEO.  He assured me that after he was done with our transition, I could let my apple show.  Honestly, I can’t believe I used this analogy but basically I will pretty much say anything to get my point across.