Moral Outrage

I got a 5 on my performance review for adherence to Corporate Compliance.  My boss told me I am the most “moral” person she knows.  Apparently, I carry my soapbox quite well.

How did a cigarette thieving ten year old become such a beautifully manicured and polished purveyor of strong integrity and high moral values?

Some of you know the answer, the others- it must be all the kool aid.