February 2009
Famous last words
A couple of weeks ago I made the statement “if I were dying tomorrow and had a make a wish foundation wish, it would be to hang out with all the men from snl. I can’t decide which one I am in love with more- heder, forte, sedakis, jorme, or seth!”. And its still true!
January 2009
I am going to pink out tomorrow in ways that my...
My costume is so easy- 16 year old snowmobile enthusiast that just had a kid. My goal is to wear as much pink/purple as possible. As for looking 16, I am not wearing make up tomorrow. Done.
Michael Orell is Rob Lowe in St. Elmo's Fire. →
Last year's Idiotarod was an insane drunk fest.
I have to admit last’s years is sort of a blur. I was pretty wasted by 6pm. But this morning I had a flashback to the events of that night. I remember going home and passing out on our floor for 2 hours, then my roommate fed me wine. Somehow I ended up charmingly drunk at some party (of which I can’t remember) and stayed out all night long! (incidentally if anyone can remember the...
OMG, on the phone with my sister right now and she...
She called to tell me how much she loves the Twilight series. “When Edward left Bella, I felt a hole in my heart! I hate Jacob so much!”
“I need to know how we are going to launch this membership/advocacy campaign,...”
– Reason #437 why it’s wine time. Oh and now they start listening to me. I swear- it took me a year and a half to build street cred. Now I am not sure I want it!
Dodgeball, the end has begin. I just logged into...
Alice H on Sun Dec 31: red rock river heather ann s. on Dec 31:fuck you all. Chris F. on Dec 31: Fucking cabs! Brian V. on Dec 31: because the host was getting a blowjob and we couldn’t find the remote for the TV Brian V. on Dec 31: i have to deduct major points for a new year’s party where we watched apocalypse now instead of the ball drop John C on Dec 31: Party one block from...
Why the Idiotarod is not a singles pick-up event
caro:
Alice: We should flirt with the other teams!
Caroline: I’M GOING TO BE DRESSED AS A TEENAGE BOY.
At least I will be dressed like a 16 year old girl. You aren’t going to cockblock are you??? Since technically we are supposed to be an item!
Twittertrouble? Really?
miltnr:
foureleven:
I’m ashamed to admit this because I was one of the few who didn’t like That 70’s Show or Punk’d, but Ashton Kutcher’s twitter is ridiculously entertaining.
Conversely, Demi Moore should not be allowed to have a Twitter.
Violation #1: She says “baby” waaaaaaay too often:
baby keep it together there should only be another 5 months of this.
calm and gentle baby you can pull...
Charles Bronson's Death Wish has haunted me for... →
My mother let me watch it when I was about 4 or 5 years old and to this day the whole daughter rape scene is still stuck in my head.
B&H is like fucking charlie and the chocolate...
nudawn:
and what the fuck is up with all the hassids?
Research is part of my job. Ask and you shall receive. Also, I work a block away and was curious myself.
I knew the owners were jewish.
On this weekend's bday schedule:
chfdigital:
antikris:
brianvan:
“It’s like facing Manny and Ortiz back-to-back in the lineup”
(Actually, with the Super Bowl on Sunday, it’s a Murderer’s Row of drinking occasions)
This is VERY true
Combined, the decadence of AntiKris and the chaos of Carney equals my liver hurting already.
We have the idiotarod at 10 am on Saturday also! Why do you think I stayed home last night...
The ghosts of roommates' past.
A couple of months ago, Antikris posted something about how subletters basically think you are running a hotel. I can completely see her point, while people come and go, the lease holder is stuck doing all the dirty work. Last night, I did another deep clean of our apartment. I find myself doing these once a month because with three cats, it can get pretty disgusting. Last night I took it one...
Can Someone Explain to Me...
chfdigital:
…the Tumblrette fascination with Peter W. Knox? I don’t get it at all. Thanks in advance.
It’s because he owns a bowflex.
White House Unbuttons Formal Dress Code →
(via blakeley)
Career first
I was pulled aside after the staff meeting today. I thought they were going to reprimand me or something because I had to present and I am not the most eloquent public speaker. (I stutter, I also do this on first dates.)
Instead they want to take my presentation to the next board meeting!!! In the nonprofit world, that’s sort of like a huge slap on the back. That means you did...
I wish facebook had an application to group people...
I only have a 133 friends because I am not really the facebook user, I check in on it like once a week. Thank god other people are or I wouldn’t have any friends at all.
But I have noticed either a. I do not know my friends’ last names or b. my memory is getting faulty. Some of these “friends” I have to mentally recount how I know them because their status shows up on...
Good Morning
jgh:
trainwrecks:
maryrambin:
For those of you who chose to use that as your headline and completely missed the real message I was trying to send, you have failed as a reporter and as a woman.
See, that’s funny, because I think when you call other women failures as women, and when you spend your days hocking what is well-documented as bad and often harmful science to women, and...
What it meant in the 1930's to get reno-vated. →
As we were watching the Women, Eden and I sort of felt transported to another time. The whole movie was pretty culturally fascinating for the time it took place.
Back in the 1930s, if you wanted a quickie divorce, you had to go to Reno for 6 weeks and live there. This NY Times article makes it sound slightly glamorous. Indulge in romance while “divorcing your husband.
I told Eden...
“Can you even grasp how many crying bitches there were in the bathroom!!!!!!”
– In other news, I hope I get to use this statement again someday. Seriously.
Blech! Today is so fucking pointless.
I decided to actually “get ready” this morning instead of rolling out of the house and what happens?!?!?! It’s sleeting. I have a presentation in 2 minutes and I am annoyed that my hair is wet after I spent 20 minutes blow drying it this morning.
Can’t wait to go home after work and do laundry in this mess.
There Is Soo Much Incredibly Unfunny Stuff Out...
antikris:
(via michaelorell)
Simply checking in on your blog can provide enough unfunny to last for the week. xxAntiKris. (nottin butt <3)
See, Michael, Kris can be funny.
The best part, didn't he go out to lunch with a...
Her: He's totally going to quit the internet
AntiKris: He's going to go all Lodwick
OMG! The kitties are going nuts.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than the puppy feed.
Coffee Linked to Lower Dementia Risk - NYTimes.com →
josephweisenthal:
lunchfood:
Scientists found that the subjects who had reported drinking three to five cups of coffee daily were 65 percent less likely to have developed dementia, compared with those who drank two cups or less.
Fuck, looks like I am good.
