February 2008
I am moving to London-
if McCain wins. Already started looking into it.
January 2008
Hey, guess what?
bloggers/tumblrs aren’t special. I have been doing this for 4 years, other’s much much longer. Wait that’s not true, my first blog began August 9, 1999 and guess what you can still read it! I used to get 600 hits a day on one of my old blogger accounts when I wrote embarrassing stories about my sex/dating/work/friend/drunken life. I got linked by gawker all the time, I even...
Equally worse?
Last June I helped set trail through grand central laying suspicious looking chalk marks around the concourse and DIDN’T get caught by the cops. The four seasons definitely trumps most awkward hashes ever.
Things I do for fun and email from my phone.
Hanging with my hasher boys on the upper east after being one of 3 out of about 30 to run the 5 mile poorly set trail. They just gave me a nookie! Check the GGFM, looks who’s part of the mis-management.
Vote Chooser- My results →
It's always a good day-
when lunching at the Yale Club! Thank God I wore a dress today!
This picture creeps me out. How can you date... →
I had to practically sell my soul to find this photo. It only took 4 days.
Brighten your day! Click on this link and listen... →
I just heard this song for the first time this week- I love this song. I am always so late to the bandwagon.
I disagree with this article, I think it's... →
Especially if the government continues to cut funding or stall as they did with the S chip bill. In my experience, nonprofits can have more volunteers than they know what to do with.
Absolutely not. →
The first thing they teach you in nonprofit management is before starting a nonprofit, take a look around and see if there is another organization doing the work. Interestingly, I happen to work for an organization that is at times the sole provider of services, it’s the reason we are cutting edge.
An apology to the friend I scoffed at and said an... →
Valentine's Day-
This Valentine’s Day I have a date with myself and unknown friend to go see Rufus Wainwright. Coworker is selling me her tickets, now I just have to figure out who would buy the other ticket. If I saw Rufus Wainwright on V-day, that would be all sorts of awesome. I love Rufus! Valentine’s Day is such a joke as is. I never sweat this holiday but this would definitely be the best...
Idiotarod 2008 photos →
Too many people complemented these photos that I decided to post them in their entirety. They were taken by Lisa who is awesome.
“Yeah, I feel like any previous power of the men in our group has diminished and...”
– Emails on an insightful Monday.
Girl's Night Out...
OMG….it’s been three months since I have had a girl’s night out. The last time was in October with my Ralph Lauren girls at Bar Marghnetti. Tonight, the lovely blogger ladies and moi, including ex roomie Heather are going to Rosa Mexicana where I am sure we will gossip and talk about boys. This is absolutely the highlight of my week. I even put on a dress.
My facebook status says: Alice is back on top! (meaning I am no longer sick) Heather left this message on my wall: that’s what you think, dirty pirate hooker.
Very important email I sent via my work account...
well, she not a whore. Piper and Lola are a whore.
and the moral of the story is...
Allow me to rant about another blog here for a second. I read this blog sometimes about this man who’s adamantly trying to repair a broken marriage. He writes this really insightful blog about the steps he is taking to become closer to his frigid wife. I am not going to link to it because I don’t want him to read this and I hope he doesn’t still read my blog, because this isn’t about...
OMG...Friends don't let friends drink 3 buck...
Heather and I had an intimate dinner consisting of Honey Dijon Salmon, arugula salad, and fingerling potatoes- and two bottles of three buck chuck. It’s not that I have a hangover, so much as my head is pounding. Both of us being wine connoisseurs, it’s questionable as to why we decided to drink this crap. I am too old for cheap booze. On another note- I can not get enough of...
I make a lot of tshirts...
I have a lot of tshirt transfers just hanging around my apartment. weird.
Songs on my ipod shuffle...I have very mixed...
I shuffle, you shuffle…. Being a former singer, my only rule is anything I can sing to…. Sweeney Todd Carmina Burana (sp?) Otis Redding Coldplay Maroon 5 Spoon Random music from Amanda Britney Spears Ella Fitzgerald Elton John Justin Timberlake Apples in the Stereo Bloc Party Ben Folds David Gray Evanescence artic monkeys rilo kiley more spoon nina simone antony and the johnsons...
The reason I don't need to pay to see movies is...
Right now I am working from home and watching Atonement.
“If history doesn’t care if our degenerate friend Frye is his own...”
– Futurama. Best. Quote. Ever.
This randomly popped up on my computer... →
Cause my laptop mistakes me for a bottomed out cat whore… Okay now I am rocking out to it…brings me back to high school when we used to sing this all the time.
1 tag
How is this news? People have been saying this... →
Robo-tripping whilst watching No Country for Old...
me: this movie is weird
is it set up in sequential order?
Ali: yep.
me: so this guy is already looking for them
before josh takes the money
Ali: yes, they'll explain why...
Sent at 10: 32 PM on Tuesday
me: oh okay
it's hard watching movies online
cause you get easily distracted
Ali: i would think. i can't even watch on tv. i still havent watched that 'die hard' yet
me: does tommy lee jones die?
Ali: jus wait for the bonus
no he's just old
me: okay
so I didn't read your spoiler
but I liked that you wrote one
I found it funny that you dissed the movie
Sent at 10: 39 PM on Tuesday
Ali: well, i was just angry. i couldn't fall asleep...actually, i really liked the movie, but the ending is comically bad
me: uh ho
javier
found lewellyn's shack
I like that lewellyn doesn't abuse his woman
in typical man movie
but actually seems to care for her
he's gentle with her
it's like a romance novel
the big burly man falls for the small sprite girl
Ali: well, he is the 'good' guy. sort of.
me: well it's easy for writers to fall back on stereotypes
I respect that these writers didn't
Sent at 10: 44 PM on Tuesday
Ali: yeah, the guy who wrote the original story is very good
Sent at 10: 47 PM on Tuesday
Email I desperately dream of sending...
Dear Friend/Not Friend, I do not care/like your music. I will most likely never come to your open mic/concert at some stupid venue like rockwood/dive bar because we are not friends/you are crazy/you constantly spam me/you got drunk and tried to make out with my one night. Furthermore, how the hell did I get on your email list, since I haven’t seen you since that time you left me a nasty...
I thought the whole thing was kind of hilarious. ... →
I don’t know why but after realizing that people who don’t know me very well read this, I felt the need to further clarify my indifference to this chat I participated in. Long time readers- or long time friends know my stance on booty calls. In fact, I didn’t realize that anyone still participated in booty calls. The last booty call I received was roughly November 2005-ish or...
Hiding in my office because I don’t feel well enough to take meetings. I don’t have a BAD cold, in fact, it’s pretty light. But it’s still enough that I really can’t be expected to be brilliant.
This topic has been written to death but no one... →
Based on a comment made two days ago this is kind...
I am researching the owners of the Giants for work today.
My coworker isn’t here today and I have my office all to myself. I shut the door and I am listening to tracks on myspace music, but I can’t figure out what to listen to. My mind is drugged from cough syrup and I suddenly can’t remember what kind of music I like. This is fun. I need to start taking lunches because staying at my desk all day tends to drive me a little crazy. I...
Much as I love the flock's "This movie is the... →
You know what movie also sucked- Juno? WTF???? This movie was not good. It was boring and cliche- and seriously not all that interesting. My sister could make an unwanted pregnancy more entertaining to watch. Don’t even get me started on 27 dresses! It’s unrealistic for any woman to make being a bridesmaid her life goal. If getting married is the completion of some life goal,...
I love that my mother calls me at 7 in the morning to tell me my high school musical co star is getting married. Not to be mistaken with the 2 movies on the Disney channel but the actual high school musical in 1998 I had a lead in. And I didn’t really care cause I was in the middle of watching How I Met Your Mother- my daily before work tradition. Today I watched Aldrin Justice.
Friday night recap
Ali: suit up night kinda sucked.
i mean. i thought the idea was that we were going to go to some different places and maybe try to meet some women, and it develoved into the usual bs.
me: I agree